How to Study??
Wanting or Making yourself study can be the HARDEST thing ever! I have this problem all the time….(especially, when I have a bio final tomorrow and my prediction is a sleepless night, again :():( But what can possibly be done about this gunk? Well, researchers have come up with these tactics to focus on:
1) Make yourself study, FORCE YOURSELF!
Troll: Naah, Tboy, is that why you’ve been forcing yourself to watch all these boring Dr. House and Friends tv shows? Stupid. Completely Pathetic.
2) Convince yourself that the other sex enjoys reading and studying their pants off. So you’ll seem attractive to them.
Troll: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I imagine you doing that! And that’s just gonna make you look like a big nerd! Oh wait, you wear glasses => you have four eyes and study a lot => YOU’RE A NIEERD!! So watcha gonna tell her? “Oh hey, my name is Tahir and I just love reading physics and calculus books!” Complete fail once again.
3) Delve into the negative thoughts. If you can’t focus on your studies, then tell yourself that you’ll never get into a good university and you’ll fail your whole life and become a garage collector where you come home smelling like constipated dung. And your wife? In my opinion, I don’t think girls like bad smelling guys. (WELL, OBVIOUSLY! My sis takes 2.64 hours in the bathroom showering while making me try not to piss outside…)
Troll: Tahir, we all know you can’t focus on your studies even if you DO focus on the negative thoughts. Explain why you called yourself ‘a lazy romantic trying to figure this one out.’ Either way, all you’ve done so far is blabber helplessly at the uselessness of your situation.
Me: Sometimes, I just wish that I can stab you through your anti-matter heart. Stupid troll -__-
Troll: Anytime, Tboy!
Me: It’s Tman!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
APRIL 21, 2012 12:51AM | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhjwdvJ_a32g